You pay a visit to your friend in his house and you found out that he is taking his shower. You see a lottery ticket not scratched on his table. Since no one was there, you took it and scratched it and it wins $5000. With this joy in your heart, you put it in your pocket and you replaced it quickly with the ticket you yourself bought. When your friend finished his shower, he took the replaced ticket, scratched it in front of you and he won $3 million.
Now my question: What will you do?

In the interim, enjoy your torture!!! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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GIRL : Dad, am getting married.
DAD : To who?
GIRL: He’s from the north
DAD :what?!!!!! God forbid!, ntafuo people!?…No way!!!…
GIRL : He’s Dr Bawumia’s son….
DAD : Ahhhhhh!! ,well!! we’re all Ghanaians …
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A girl will visit you knowing well she will allow you to chop but will wear tight jeans with belt.πŸ‘–πŸ‘–

Then she will complain you lasted for 5 seconds forgetting that you used half of your strength to remove the jeans. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

πŸƒπŸΎβ€β™‚πŸ•πŸ©

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Husband and Wife quarrelling

Wife: Useless man

Husband: (Silent)

Wife: Foolish man

Husband: (Silent)

Wife: Your head like coconut

Husband: I won’t mind you.

Wife: Two minutes man

Husband: Nothing will you say that will hurt me.

Wife thought for a while and realized her husband is a Man Utd fan. Wife came back.

Wife: LUKAKU

Husband: (very angry this time replied) What did you just say? I swear by the gods of our land if you ever call me by this name again, you will pack your things to your parents. Idiot! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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…….DURING SEX ……
White Ladies: OMG, Baby You’re Damn Sweet!
Hit me Harder, Hit Me Harder, Mmmmm Yes yes I love it

Ghanaian Girl: Ageeeei, Mewu ooooo, aaaaaahhhh, Odo wo pra me, Ma yaase shishi me, wobe ku me ooooo Ouuushhh Ahhhshhh Eshishe me. Why Ghana dick be kpakpo shito anaaaaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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I WANT A GIRL WHO WILL BE LIKE.

GIRL:BABY YOU SEE THAT MY FRIEND
ME : WHICH ONE
GIRL : RITA
ME : OH YH WUH HAS SHE DONE
GIRL : BABY SHES DOIN GUY GUY CHOP HER FOR ME
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You want a relationship like Romeo and Juliet.
Did Juliet ask for Airtime,or flash romeo
Ladies respect your self.
πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

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*Someone wrote; Girls Are Unfair they Never buy or carry Condoms on them.

Girl commented : “Stupid!! have you ever seen a Chicken walking around with Spices ready to be eaten???
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source:www.updghana.com