WIFE: Honey let’s play a game

HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about?

WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you’ll give me all your salary for this month

HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too right?

WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!

HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: are you ready

Husband: Yes ready

WIFE: TURKEY

Its been 4 HOURS NOW…
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š

Moral lesson… After God, Fear Women!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally, that day my wife was feeling for sex and she did not want to whisper to me since i was busy sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending she has headache and went straight to the bedroom. After some minutes, I followed her leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came back I had forgotten to close my zip.
Mother-in-law: How is she feeling now?
Me: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.
Mother-in-law: OK, close the pharmacy……
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I began to fear tramadol on the day I saw my neighbour spend the whole night dancing to the sound of my generator Thinking He was in a nightclub Saying this DJ go kill person oooooooooo.

When I turned off the genetor, He asked Me Who sang that track?
I said is YAMAHA featuring petrol
He then asked are they new in the music industry?

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜€

BUT SERIOUSLY LET US ALL WAKE UP AGAINST THE ABUSIVE USE OF TRAMADOL

AFTER LAUGHING SAY NO TO TRAMADOL

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Teacher: Class, write a story, a composition where you ASSUME THAT YOU WERE IN A WAR. Write not less than 300 words.

While everyone started to write, Paul did not and folded his arms, so the teacher approached him.

Teacher: Why are u not writing?

Paul: They killed me… immediately at the beginning of war!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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