WIFE: Honey let’s play a game
HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about?
WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you’ll give me all your salary for this month
HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too right?
WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!
HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: are you ready
Husband: Yes ready
Its been 4 HOURS NOW…
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird 😀😀😝😝👊👊
Moral lesson… After God, Fear Women!😂😂😂
My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally, that day my wife was feeling for sex and she did not want to whisper to me since i was busy sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending she has headache and went straight to the bedroom. After some minutes, I followed her leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came back I had forgotten to close my zip.
Mother-in-law: How is she feeling now?
Me: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.
Mother-in-law: OK, close the pharmacy……
I began to fear tramadol on the day I saw my neighbour spend the whole night dancing to the sound of my generator Thinking He was in a nightclub Saying this DJ go kill person oooooooooo.
When I turned off the genetor, He asked Me Who sang that track?
I said is YAMAHA featuring petrol
He then asked are they new in the music industry?
BUT SERIOUSLY LET US ALL WAKE UP AGAINST THE ABUSIVE USE OF TRAMADOL
AFTER LAUGHING SAY NO TO TRAMADOL
Teacher: Class, write a story, a composition where you ASSUME THAT YOU WERE IN A WAR. Write not less than 300 words.
While everyone started to write, Paul did not and folded his arms, so the teacher approached him.
Teacher: Why are u not writing?
Paul: They killed me… immediately at the beginning of war!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂